
1. "Sly, I am your father!" "No! No! That's impossible! My father was killed by the fiendish five!" "Look in your heart, you know it to be true."
2. "You call yourself a thief?! Try stealing a walrus from an amusement park!" "WTF?!"
3. "Back in my day, we didn't have fancy 'resolution' or HD graphics. We depended on game play alone for a great title!" "THE HORROR! I'm blind just thinking about it!"
4. "I don't understand a word this guy is saying, it's all Zelda grunts! Make it sto-hopppp!"
5. "I could get away from this psychopath if I just had my $%#*%& cane!"
6. "Sucker Punch is going to dump you too now that they have their infamous (lol) Cole MacGrath!" "Whhhyyyyyy?! What did I do to deserve this?!"
#1 is easily my favorite, followed by #6. Just make sure when you read any of those, Sly has a heavy sobbing quiver in his voice. :D Let me know what you think!
Also, to anyone who got any/all of my "jokes"... you're special.
Update: Here's the final version!
